Booktwo.org, always up-to-date with the latest online literary microtrends, is proud to bring you a new subgenre: Google fan fic (or should that be fear fic?). Enjoy.
Google Interiors by Sandra Niehaus:
I realized with a shock that Georgeís hat was a dense cluster of tiny cameras, forming a rounded beehive of angled, glittering eyes. “Weíre from Google Interiors, a new venture sponsored by Google to make every home interior in the world searchable on the internet.”
Robot Exclusion Protocol by Paul Ford:
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Google by Bruce Sterling (!):
This is Macbeth’s world, and us teenagers just live in it. Dig this: those “Three Weird Sisters”, who mysteriously know everything? They can foretell anything, instantly, like Google? Plus, the witches make it all sound really great – only, in real life, it totally sucks?
The Nine Billion Names of God by Kathy Kachelries:
“Hereís the thing. Google has memorized who you are. Itís memorized all of us, through those little forgotten bits that we leave behind like breadcrumbs. And whatís more important, itís memorized itís own idea of you. Google is omniscient. Itís omniscient and omnipotent. When it cached its cache for the first time, back in 1994, thatís when Google realized what it was.”
And finally, the grandaddy of Google Fan Fic, EPIC 2014 by Robin Sloan and Matt Thompson (an oldie but still a goodie):
In 2014, Googlezon unleashes EPIC, the Evolving Personalized Information Construct, which pays users to contribute any information they know into a central grid, allowing the system to automatically create news tailored to individuals, entirely without journalists. … At its best, EPIC is “a summary of the world — deeper, broader and more nuanced than anything ever available before … but at its worst, and for too many, EPIC is merely a collection of trivia, much of it untrue.”
(See also: Armando Ianucci’s Tesco vs. Denmark: from “Every Little Helps” to “We Control Every Aspect Of Your Lives”.)